The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become [...]
Clean Jokes
Posted on March 17th, 2008 in Clean Jokes
Posted on March 16th, 2008 in Clean Jokes
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandmother a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. [...]
Posted on March 08th, 2008 in Clean Jokes
During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bath tub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the [...]
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